Fuck That.

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

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alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via trust)


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sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

image

(via communistbakery)


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bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

image

image

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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