Fuck That.

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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blshiit:


DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy, via greetings)


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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(Source: ragnabrock, via encourage)


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Anonymous has asked: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.


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zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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