Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken.
Anonymous has asked: If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on


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witneyhouston:

mom: oh good you’re up, now i just need you to—

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

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justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via hotboyproblems)


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greed:

so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

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zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

(Source: haners, via unsmokable)


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holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via suckmyclock69)


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